Ok guys. In all seriousness. I was bored at work on my break, and perusing Verizon Tones for ringtones (I said I was bored, ok?) and randomly typed in “TV” to search.

Well, to my surprise, I see “Castle”

My initial reaction is pure joy, no lie. Until I hit play. And this shit came out.

Verizon. SERIOUSLY. WHAT IS THIS SHIT THAT YOU CALL CASTLE THEME.